Saturday, April 26, 2008

Thank You Gary Shandling

From the latest Real Time with Bill Maher:

"It does seem that Hillary Clinton is putting an awful lot of importance on the experience that she gained from being in the White House. To me, using that logic, Monica Lewinsky could be Secretary of Defense. On the 3AM phone call, if you had to make a bet, which of those women was most likely there when the phone rang?"

Thursday, April 24, 2008

I sense a new category in ebay is being created as I write this. . .

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital | U.S. | Reuters


Friday, April 18, 2008

Polygamy doesn't seem to be all it's cracked up to be

Ok, so I am watching TV as usual after a long day at work, and I see headline "Polygamist cult raided". Ok, let's take a look. . . . .multiple wives . . . compound in Texas . . . sounds very Waco-like.

As a hard-working American male, my next question is, of course . . . any of them hot?
Let's take a look . . . . hmmm. . .Fox News tends to have a higher ratio of titty to facts. . . let's see. . .and. . .


Jeez a loo, what IS this, a fucking ricketts telethon? I'm trying. . . trying hard here. . .let's look at a few more pages. . . oh no, it's getting worse. . . . but I can't stop. . . it's like driving by a wreck off to the shoulder. . . I need to slow down a see the carnage. . . . ok, wait, maybe if she had better clothes, a trip to Sephora, better haircut. . .nope, nope, still fucking hideous.

Koresh did a far better job with choosing a genetic starter pack in the quest to build a better society.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Daily Kos: State of the Nation

Daily Kos: State of the Nation

I am convinced that Charles Gibson's next gig will be on Fox News a la Brit Hume.....

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